SHARP 'N' POINTY Identifying features A delicate balance of lightning bolts and switchblades. What it says about the band: Might be overcompensating for something.
ARTERIAL Identifying features The blood spatter shouldn't overwhelm, simply accentuate. What it says about the band: Hey, check out this dead animal. Let's poke it.
SATAN-FRIENDLY Identifying features The pentagram should be placed in a reverential location. What it says about the band: We're evil; but we also know the brand value of pre-established evilness.
BASTARD GOTHIC Identifying features Menacing yet dignified, like an iron fence shrouded in ivy. What it says about the band: Bookshelves packed with leatherbound History of Ancient Warfare texts.
PRECISION GRAPHICS Identifying features Clean lines and immaculate angles for easy-on-the-eyes impact. What it says about the band: Complete collection of every Star Trek series on VHS filed chronologically by year.
